The following is a translation from an article published by French Magazine Le Tigre. It has been lovingly translated by one of my work colleagues (who happens to also be French, but now a New Zealand citizen, so he’s mostly okay 🙂 ).
It just goes to show how much information we’re putting out there on the web…
Happy birthday Marc. Today is the 5th December 2008 and youâ€™re turning 29. Marc you donâ€™t know me but never mind I know you very well. Unfortunately youâ€™re Le Tigreâ€™s first Google profile. Simple stuff really: weâ€™re picking up one anonymous person and weâ€™re telling his story thanks to everything this person has left and posted on the Internet, voluntarily or not. Do you mean weâ€™re taking the piss? Not at all! We want to demonstrate the fact that private information posted on the Internet are not private anymore and that is worrying. But be sure that I have no bad intentions and I love meeting people I donâ€™t know. Let me warn you: I am going to tell everything I know, in total contradiction to what we preach at Le Tigre. But this is for a good cause and anyway this is your fault: you just had to be careful.
I was initially sacred to have an issue with my sources. Not because I was missing information but because I had too much. Because of homonyms, there are at least 5 other Marc L on the Copains dâ€™Avant website. But youâ€™re not on this one: it must be a generation thing, at the end of 90s/early 2000, people registered massively on this website and published their education path in order to find friends they had lost (from primary school or college). It was before Facebook. Ah Facebook… But hold on. I met you Dear Marc on Flickr, this massive picturesâ€™ database that allows people to publish photos and share them with friends (a feature Facebook quickly copied). In order to find someone to talk about, I did a search with â€œvoyageâ€ as key-word, hoping to find a good â€œclientâ€, as journalists say, capable of posting his travelsâ€™ photos. I quickly found you: you have to admit you love Flickr where you posted more than 17000 photos in less than 2 years. Obviously there was a good chance for me to find your photos.
So Marc. Nice face, mid-long hair, thin face and big curious eyes. I am talking about the photo taken at the Starbuckâ€™s Cafe in Montreal where you went with Helena and Jose on the 5th August 2008. Looks like you had a good evening as well as a good weekend in Vancouver. I really like this photo album because Jose took the photos and thus I can see you more often. You hired a motorbike, went to the beachfront but you didnâ€™t have a swim, just chilled on the beach. Overall you spent a month in Canada. You were initially alone, at the Central Hotel, in Montreal (see the â€œaround my hotelâ€ photo album). You were there for work. Work? You have been an Architecture assistant in a big architecture firm, LBA, since last September (see your profile on Facebook). The firm has several offices in several cities and youâ€™re supposed to work in the Pessac office, in the Bordeaux region. I guessed that because you often go to the Utopia (cinema/cafe in Bordeaux) and you often go to Arcachon. So in Montreal you were in an office with Steven, Philipp, Peter, working on new building plans, in front of 2 computers, one desktop and one laptop. By zooming the photo we can even see that you had a Packard-Bell laptop and that you used paper sheet as a mousepad. I didnâ€™t say it was interesting, I just said we could see it. On the 21st August, Steven gave you a ride to the airport. Back in France to attend Juliette and Dominiqueâ€™s wedding then the week after your Lolaâ€™s (your niece) baptism in Libourne. Lola is Lucâ€™s sister; Luc often makes funny faces with his glasses.
But letâ€™s talk about you. Youâ€™re single and heterosexual (see Facebook). In spring 2008 you had an affair with Claudia R who works at the â€œCentre culturel franco-autrichienâ€ in Bordeaux (didnâ€™t find it easily though because of the Ã¼ character that you have to spell ue in Google). I confirm that sheâ€™s a charming woman: small breasts, short hair, nice legs. You give us her parentsâ€™ details, Boulebard V in Bordeaux. You played petanque in Arcachon with Lukas T, whoâ€™s a colleague of hers. At the end of May, there are only 4 photos of your stay at Claudiaâ€™s apartement (looks like you wanted to hide something) and then a more compelling photo a few days later, taken by Claudia herself: we can see her bed and youâ€™re laid down. With your clothes on though. On another one youâ€™re brushing your teeth. It was on the 31st May: 2 days earlier you were at Lukasâ€™ party (nice party where Lukas played piano and sang songs in German as, everyone had a good laugh as you can see in the video on Flick). On the 31st the way you and Claudia hugged each other tells the story. And then on the 22nd June, this time for sure, youâ€™re holding hands at the Cap Ferret where you went for a walk. Itâ€™s the last time Iâ€™ve heard from Claudia. Please note than I have her work phone number (found the job description on Google and I know she looks after peopleâ€™s recruitment) so I could give her a call. But even if I could, I wonâ€™t dwell on it. Before going out with Claudia, you were with Jennifer (it lasted 2 years at least) who like modern art (you went to Beaubourg together and then you went to see Madonna at Paris Bercy). She was living in Angers before moving to Metz, her catâ€™s name is Lula and she looks a bit like Claudia. In summer 2006 you went to a camping in Pornic, driving a white Golf Volkswagen. You went to the Atlantic coast, then to Brittany. You had short hair at this time and I have to admit long hair fit you better.
We didnâ€™t talk about music. At the end of the 90s you were playing in a punk band; you were living in Merignac (near Bordeaux). There are still traces on this period on Flickr of course but also on Google archives. You know what? Thatâ€™s where I found you mobile number: 068336****. I wanted to check out whether this number was still current. I called you, you said â€œAllo?, I said â€œMarc?, you said â€œWhoâ€™s that?, I hanged up the phone. Here it is: I have your mobile. This article was saying: â€œ2001 was a great year for the Punks. Looked after by Domino, they performed in front of more than 700 people at the Olympia in Arcachon. It was a great concertâ€. But it looks like the band split in 2002. We understand why: you went to university in Montpellier (see Facebook, Education) and the others pursued their studies as well… But you see, never give up, because with Michel M, the guitarist, you played together again, on the 19th June 2007 at the Cafe Maritime in Bordeaux. Thereâ€™s a short video in which I heard you singing, nothingâ€™s great, just OK. And then with Dom, you started playing together again in the streets of Nantes during the music festival in 2008. You had practiced at his girlfriendâ€™s place (Carine T). Dom is Dominique F, heâ€™s finishing his PhD in Bordeaux. The subject is a sociology study of migrants. Funnily enough, I found you had an page on Youtube while searching for information about Dom. And then that you were in Italy early 2008 (till the 27th March when you filmed your comeback in Bordeaux). I have to admit I didnâ€™t find out what you were doing in Rome: you probably went there for work because we can see you live in an apartment with a laptop. You went to a party with Philippe S and sang on Valentineâ€™s Day at the Gep Wine bar.
I cheated twice: to access your personal profile on Facebook I setup a fake profile and I sent you a friend request… You didnâ€™t accept my request at first – unlike Helena C (whoâ€™s one of your friend) â€“ and you replied (in English I donâ€™t know why): â€œHi Who are you? Regards Marcâ€. I was about to write a lie (that I was a Facebook fan living in Vancouver and that I loved your photos and all this bullshit) but when I was about to click â€œSendâ€ Facebook advised me: â€œIf you send a message to Marc L, you allow him to see your profile and friends as well as basic information for a duration of a monthâ€. I thought that the reciprocity should be true and then I didnâ€™t have to send my reply back to you as I had access to your basic profile.
Iâ€™m thinking of the year 1998, 10 years ago, when everyone was going on about the power of Internet. I probably would never found anything about Marc L at this time. But nowadays I found everything I wanted. I can imagine what your life is like, your life as a young employee and soon-to-be architect, your love for music and how much you enjoy playing with your mates, your trips, your next girlfriend (I bet sheâ€™ll have short hair). But Iâ€™m missing one thing: your address. And this is an issue: how can I mail you Le Tigre? I know you live at Avenue F but Iâ€™m missing the street number and youâ€™re not in the white pages. However is there a need for me to send you the magazine? In fact I donâ€™t need to; after all you know your life better than anyone else.
Much thanks to Fred (who has a facebook profile but won’t give me permission to link to it, despite it’s ‘private’ status) for taking the 30 minutes out of his life to translate this work.